Sunday, April 20, 2008

Missed my Friends

Well I just got off the phone with my friend Lisa T. They are in Pittsburg at RT (Romantic Times Booklovers Convention). Every year we all go but this year sadly I did not get to attend. Just not in the finacial cards this year. I really need that trip though it is good for me to have "adult time". I am a single parent and have full custody of my child so it helps me to have some me time. Usually we -my group of best girlfriends go to this con. So I am hoping no I am going to New Orleans in November to be see all them.

Friday, April 18, 2008

How to Tell...

Okay I am back for another installment of "How tell if your boyfriend is the Antichrist" by Patricia Carlin. Since I have been reading lots of paranormal stuff I figured this one was apropos for today.


How to tell if your boyfriend is a Vampire?


1-Can be kind of a leech

2-Hints that your crucifix makes you look fat

3-Doesn't show up in photos

4-Turned off by turtlenecks
Should you break up with him?
What is is about those strangely hypnotic eyes? You feel powerless to resist. In no time at all, this man will declare his undying love for you. But the vampire's "love" can quickly become overwhelming. Soon it will begin to feel like he's sucking the life right out of you. You have to leave him and unfortunately you are looking at a messy break up.
Personally I like the the hypnotic eyes well normal eyes- something bout looking into the eyes of your BF and seeing what is there or not there..lol
-Well for me a vampire might just be the perfect man. Without the whole blood sucking thing which is icky but he is up nights like I am (bad insomnia)- not around during the day to bother me..so yeah I could dig the creature of the night thing.. Downside of not showing up in photos your friends will not believe he exists unless they meet him. Then if he meets your friends are they going to be his next meal? Since your neck is off limits. So many questions. I wonder what would be the perfect boyfriend? Got to think on that.

Friday, April 11, 2008

How to Tell....

Second installment of "How to tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist by Patrica Carlin..



How to tell if your boyfriend is POSSESSED BY DEMONS..





1-Sometimes you feel you don't know him at all

2-He can be quite the potty mouth

3-Red-eye episodes are not limited to photographs.

4-You have to be on top so he doesn't levitate.



Should you break up with him? You don't have to break up--you just have to find a good exorcist to tackle this problem. But check references thoroughly, as your boyfriend could die if his exorcist sucks. And under no circumstances should you attempt to perform the exorcism yourself-expelling demons is not like fixing a leaky faucet.

This one was funny to me.. just think you don't like his personality go sleep and he would wake up with a new one- granted it might be serial killer one but maybe not..you just never know.
Personally I would be put off by the red-eye thing but some women just want a man..lol. None - well as far as I know of my dates were possessed but you never know. The potty mouth well I did date one man who could cuss like a sailor then I found out he was in the navy. Really...
Now being on top is fun so me I don't see that as a down side but the whole head turing all the way around would kind of kill the mood.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

How to tell....

I got this book by Patricia Carlin called How to Tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist and if he is should I break up with him.My friends think I need dating advice but not sure if this is book for me. It is pretty funny and I thought I could talk about each one. Here is the first one

How to tell if your boyfriend is a
TOTAL BASTARD
1-He asks you to watch his kids while he takes out his other girlfriend
2-Argues that it's not his fault he wrecked your car, because he was drunk.
3-Thinks you do look fat in those jeans.
4-Tells you to call him when you're "not on the rag."
5-Strangled your puppy because you forgot to pick up his smokes
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Should you break up with him?
Is he really a just a hurt little boy at heart? Maybe. But he is a mean little boy. Don't be tempted to think you can change him. He'll only turn into a mean bastard, too. Break up..


To me lots of those things that would be a given to break up-but sometimes you need to have it hammered into your head numerous times to get the message.It kind of fits one of the men I dated but not all. Well parts of it fit my ex. He thought after I had our son that I would return to work and his girlfriend would move into the our basement and take care of our son. That was his solution for our marriage to work.. Yeah right. We are now divorced so you see I did not like his solution.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Hold on Dorothy




Well since I last was online we had 5 tornados in my home town and been without power 5 days. I want my hair dryer. Plus I now need to really wash clothes -small boys get really really dirty. The only good thing out of all this is no one was killed. Lots of damage trees down power lines down and my neighbors chimney on my garage.Yes that is it. My mom just called I now have power!! Yeah I can wash.. clean up.. dry my hair! Now to wait for my insurance adjuster to arrive so I can get my house fixed. I am so thankful no one in my family was hurt or really anyone was injured during this storm. Hopefully I will be able to blog now on a more regular basis. Still writing just chugging along.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

write write write



Well before I mentioned that I was thinking bout writing a book well I have been writing down ideas and characters, histories and everything I can think of to get some idea of where my story could go. It is easy some days and excruciating others. I don't have all the mechanics yet but as one writer says if you wanna write you gotta write..so I am.


I know lots of authors have different ways of putting out a story. Plot, outline etc. I am going at it with the idea then filling in. I will have to let someone read it before I post anything.


I have been writing mostly on paper cause my computer has died a cruel and painful death. I need to purchase a new one but that will have to wait because I just had to buy a new washer/dryer. So no extra money this month and it is only the 2 of April.