How to Tell...

Okay I am back for another installment of "How tell if your boyfriend is the Antichrist" by Patricia Carlin. Since I have been reading lots of paranormal stuff I figured this one was apropos for today.

How to tell if your boyfriend is a Vampire?

1-Can be kind of a leech

2-Hints that your crucifix makes you look fat

3-Doesn't show up in photos

4-Turned off by turtlenecks

Should you break up with him?

What is is about those strangely hypnotic eyes? You feel powerless to resist. In no time at all, this man will declare his undying love for you. But the vampire's "love" can quickly become overwhelming. Soon it will begin to feel like he's sucking the life right out of you. You have to leave him and unfortunately you are looking at a messy break up.

Personally I like the the hypnotic eyes well normal eyes- something bout looking into the eyes of your BF and seeing what is there or not there..lol

-Well for me a vampire might just be the perfect man. Without the whole blood sucking thing which is icky but he is up nights like I am (bad insomnia)- not around during the day to bother me..so yeah I could dig the creature of the night thing.. Downside of not showing up in photos your friends will not believe he exists unless they meet him. Then if he meets your friends are they going to be his next meal? Since your neck is off limits. So many questions. I wonder what would be the perfect boyfriend? Got to think on that.

How to Tell....

Second installment of "How to tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist by Patrica Carlin..



How to tell if your boyfriend is POSSESSED BY DEMONS..





1-Sometimes you feel you don't know him at all

2-He can be quite the potty mouth

3-Red-eye episodes are not limited to photographs.

4-You have to be on top so he doesn't levitate.



Should you break up with him? You don't have to break up--you just have to find a good exorcist to tackle this problem. But check references thoroughly, as your boyfriend could die if his exorcist sucks. And under no circumstances should you attempt to perform the exorcism yourself-expelling demons is not like fixing a leaky faucet.

This one was funny to me.. just think you don't like his personality go sleep and he would wake up with a new one- granted it might be serial killer one but maybe not..you just never know.
Personally I would be put off by the red-eye thing but some women just want a man..lol. None - well as far as I know of my dates were possessed but you never know. The potty mouth well I did date one man who could cuss like a sailor then I found out he was in the navy. Really...
Now being on top is fun so me I don't see that as a down side but the whole head turing all the way around would kind of kill the mood.

How to tell....

I got this book by Patricia Carlin called How to Tell if your Boyfriend is the Antichrist and if he is should I break up with him.My friends think I need dating advice but not sure if this is book for me. It is pretty funny and I thought I could talk about each one. Here is the first one

How to tell if your boyfriend is a
TOTAL BASTARD
1-He asks you to watch his kids while he takes out his other girlfriend
2-Argues that it's not his fault he wrecked your car, because he was drunk.
3-Thinks you do look fat in those jeans.
4-Tells you to call him when you're "not on the rag."
5-Strangled your puppy because you forgot to pick up his smokes.

Should you break up with him?
Is he really a just a hurt little boy at heart? Maybe. But he is a mean little boy. Don't be tempted to think you can change him. He'll only turn into a mean bastard, too. Break up..


To me lots of those things that would be a given to break up-but sometimes you need to have it hammered into your head numerous times to get the message.It kind of fits one of the men I dated but not all. Well parts of it fit my ex. He thought after I had our son that I would return to work and his girlfriend would move into the our basement and take care of our son. That was his solution for our marriage to work.. Yeah right. We are now divorced so you see I did not like his solution.

Hold on Dorothy

Well since I last was online we had 5 tornados in my home town and been without power 5 days. I want my hair dryer. Plus I now need to really wash clothes -small boys get really really dirty. The only good thing out of all this is no one was killed. Lots of damage trees down power lines down and my neighbors chimney on my garage.Yes that is it. My mom just called I now have power!! Yeah I can wash.. clean up.. dry my hair! Now to wait for my insurance adjuster to arrive so I can get my house fixed. I am so thankful no one in my family was hurt or really anyone was injured during this storm. Hopefully I will be able to blog now on a more regular basis. Still writing just chugging along.

write write write

Well before I mentioned that I was thinking bout writing a book well I have been writing down ideas and characters, histories and everything I can think of to get some idea of where my story could go. It is easy some days and excruciating others. I don't have all the mechanics yet but as one writer says if you wanna write you gotta write..so I am.

I know lots of authors have different ways of putting out a story. Plot, outline etc. I am going at it with the idea then filling in. I will have to let someone read it before I post anything.

I have been writing mostly on paper cause my computer has died a cruel and painful death. I need to purchase a new one but that will have to wait because I just had to buy a new washer/dryer. So no extra money this month and it is only the 2 of April.

Holy Moley!!

Okay- well since I have a young child most of my tv watching consists on SpongeBob Square Pants and the like but lately I have been watching Lipstick Jungle..HOLY MOLEY!! The actor that is playing Kirby..OMG hot hot hot..don't think I would kick him out of bed for eating crackers...lol.

Which brings up some interesting questions. First the story is dealing with infidelity and then older women/younger men duo.

Well I for one do not care for the infidelity. You make a vow and that is it. You want to play around don't get married or get divorced then play around. Cheating is a deal breaker for me I don't care how hot the person is.

Next the older woman/younger man. I like this idea..Women know what we want and young men have the energy and/or stamina to deliver it. Personally I have always dated younger men heck my ex was 7 years younger than me. Alot of my friends ask why? First I do look much younger than I am-they would claim I act much younger than I really am. and Well they are the only ones who ask me out. Either really young or men that could be my great great Grandpa. So yeah I dig younger men..now if I could just find me one like him...

Lost hour of sleep

Yes today is Monday the day after daylight savings (DLS) went into effect. I am so exhausted - I have insomnia and losing that hour is like a double whammy. I found out that DLS- is said to increase traffic accidents by 30%. I read that somewhere and judging by the way I feel I can believe it..
Well my school's team is advancing to the 2nd round of the NCAA tournament. They won in the last 4.3 seconds of the game. It was an exciting game. I had to go to the bathroom so bad with about 3 minutes left but I didn't want to leave for fear of missing something. Of course when the buzzer sounded everyone rushed the floor -me I rushed the bathroom! I am so proud of our guys- they did not give up.

Yeah for me I found out I won a contest on http://jayeblahg.blogspot.com. I get FREE BOOK.
My entry was,Well since you are making us pick one I am gonna go for the "youngster" Henry Fitzroy.. kind of boy toy..with super powers..something about that grin slays me every time He is cultured and sexy as sin and appreciates an older woman....Love Dakoyta and Jaye..okay that was my lame attempt at sucking up..
I do do love that show - I am disappointed that it just disappeared. I was hoping it would at least have some type of conclusion. I am talking about Blood Ties-that was on Lifetime.

Well since that show has gone I am now waiting on True Blood by Charlaine Harris on HBO. I love those books I feel that she has nailed the small southern town culture. Being southern and living in one of the states she features in one of her books I knew all the places she was talking bout and she got it all correct. I look forward to this show and the rest of the books in this series.

Well I am off to watch a pinewood derby race and hope that th Snake dino car wins..